Church and State

OK I’m Church of England in a Christian country. ANYONE out there doing ANYTHING for my religious group???? Nah …thought not…..

That was typed by Neil, from Westcliffe on Sea, as a response to the shocking news that traffic lights on a busy north London road are going to turn red on a regular basis - as traffic lights are wont to - NEAR A SYNAGOGUE. Obviously it’s on the Daily Mail.

Outraged by Transport for London’s excessive pandering to religious minorities, Neil asks the burning question: when will ANYONE out “there” (and where is “here”, exactly?) do ANYTHING for his religious group, namely Church of England? Well Neil, I think you will be glad to hear that I have an answer for you.

England. Church of England. Clue is in the names, Neil. Everything in this country is geared toward your religious disposition, Neil. Like six-hour Sunday trading laws, Neil. THERE’S YOUR FUCKING RELIGIOUS DIVERSITY, NEIL. SHIT SUNDAY HOURS. FUCKING ENJOY THEM.